The Annals
Every champion since 2010, the all-time trophy case, the awards nobody puts on the mantle, and the playoff runs that decided it all. Checked manager by manager against the league's Yahoo pages.
Six recent crowns, four names, and almost none of them arrived the way you'd expect. Three won it as a middle seed or worse.
All-time championships, 2010 to 2025, each football labeled with the year it was won. Two of these ten have never held one, and one of them scores like a champion every year.
The dimmed footballs are the mickey-mouse era. In 2017, 2018 and 2019, while Nima was suspended from the league, the titles went to Brandon, Pige and Jack, so Nima refuses to count them. Millan's 2010 and Jack's 2012 also came in the old 8-team format. Everyone else says a ring is a ring.
| Year | Champion | Winning team | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | Millan | Millan Eats World | 8-team era |
| 2011 | — | lockout, no season | |
| 2012 | Jack | Frigid Aardvark Cum | 8-team era |
| 2013 | Kirby | Kirby's Team | |
| 2014 | Pige | Yung's Team | |
| 2015 | Shane | The White Knight | |
| 2016 | Jack | Kira Laurento (sloth) | |
| 2017 | Brandon | John Stamos | mickey-mouse |
| 2018 | Pige | Eternal Atake | mickey-mouse |
| 2019 | Jack | William Football III | mickey-mouse |
| 2020 | Nima | Mr. TooComfortable | |
| 2021 | Shane | Boynton Beach Box Bruisers | |
| 2022 | Miles | Dino | |
| 2023 | Nima | Return of Mr TooComfortable | |
| 2024 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | |
| 2025 | Nima | Tappa Zukie |
The mickey-mouse years (2017–19) belong to Brandon, Pige and Jack, won while Nima was suspended. The 8-team-era titles (Millan 2010, Jack 2012) came before the league grew to ten.
Earned, with an edge.
The least active manager in the league by a mile, 12.7 moves a year, and he still won the 2022 title on 15 transactions all season. He barely opens the app and has more rings than Jimmy and Austin combined.
Runs the whole league and won 2024 clean at 10–4, 46 career wins, second-most all-time. He also opened this era finishing 7th and 9th in his own league, so the commissioner is not above the roast either.
Won the 2021 title as the 5-seed, then proved in 2025 you can score the 6th-most points and still finish 9th. Two rings all-time despite a losing career record. Peaks when it counts, vanishes the rest of the time.
First in wins, first in points, three titles in six years, and 432 roster moves, a quarter of every transaction the league has ever made. He treats the waiver wire like a second job because, at 72 moves a season, it basically is one.
The awards nobody clears space on the mantle for. Every number here is real.
The #2 scorer of all time, a hair behind Nima at 116.3 a game. Two-time most-points winner. Went 11–3 in 2024. Career titles: zero. The best manager to never win a single thing.
Two-time most-wins, zero rings, and six playoff trips without once reaching a final. In 2020 he won the most games in the league while scoring the 2nd-fewest points of all ten teams. Wins games without ever being the best team.
The worst record in the league at 35–48. The abuse is documented: in 2020 two rival teams were literally named "Kirby is so bad" and "HowTfKirbySoTrash." He finally went 11–3 in 2023 with the best team in the league, then lost in the playoffs anyway.
Worst scorer in the league at 105.5 points a game, and he hasn't reached a final in the six-year era. He won the scoring title in 2020, then went quiet for five straight years. "The Funeral" was on the nose.
Drafts earliest in the league on average and turns it into a near-worst finish. Best starting hand, worst result, including a 2–12 in 2022. In 2024 he named his team "Im gonna beat porkchop," then finished five spots behind Porkchop. It did not age well.
Scores a healthy 112 a game, third-most all-time, and loses anyway. Went 3–11 and finished dead last in 2025 while outscoring two teams ranked ahead of him. Names every team after a Lil Uzi album, and across these six years not one of them dropped a ring.
Six years of brackets, pulled round by round. Who shows up in the playoffs, who makes a run, and who has never once played in the championship game.
| Manager | Playoffs | Semis | Finals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nima | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| Millan | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| Shane | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| Pige | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| Jimmy | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| Miles | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| Kirby | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| Austin | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| Brandon | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| Jack | 5 | 1 | 0 |
In the six-year era, Austin, Brandon and Jack have never reached the championship game. Brandon has never even watched a Week 17 in a season Nima was around for. And Austin is the cruelest case in the league: six playoff appearances, zero finals. He shows up every January and he's home by the semis.
Making the bracket hasn't meant much for two of the three iron men. Jimmy is 6-for-6 on the playoffs with a single final (a loss, 2021), and Austin is 6-for-6 with none at all.
Shane is the efficient one: only 3 playoff trips, but 2 reached the final and one brought home the ring. Kirby's whole playoff résumé is 2023 and 2025, and one of those was a finals appearance.
Everyone, six years, regular season, ranked by wins. Record, win rate, points per game, and rings on the mantle. 83 games each (2020 was a 13-game COVID season).
| Manager | Record | Win % | Pts / game | Titles '20–'25 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nima | 51–32 | .614 | 116.4 | 3 |
| Millan | 46–37 | .554 | 111.3 | 1 |
| Austin | 46–37 | .554 | 110.7 | 0 |
| Jimmy | 44–39 | .530 | 116.3 | 0 |
| Miles | 41–42 | .494 | 107.6 | 1 |
| Pige | 39–44 | .470 | 112.0 | 0 |
| Jack | 39–44 | .470 | 108.5 | 0 |
| Shane | 38–45 | .458 | 110.6 | 1 |
| Brandon | 36–47 | .434 | 105.5 | 0 |
| Kirby | 35–48 | .422 | 106.7 | 0 |
Brandon has the lowest scoring in the league, 105.5 a game, yet he has finished dead last only once (2023, 3–11). Kirby scores more (106.7) but finished 10th three times and 9th once. How? The basement is decided by record, not points. Brandon kept winning just enough, 8–5 in 2020 and 8–6 in 2024, to stay out of it. Kirby's records were carnage, 2–12, 4–10, 4–10, 4–9, so down he went regardless of what he scored. It's the wins-vs-points argument again, flipped upside down.
Every season ranked by regular-season record, with the playoff medals laid on top and the transaction count baked in so you can see exactly who was grinding and who was asleep. Tap a year to open it.
Champion Runner-up Third Medals are the playoff finish. Rows rank by regular-season record, points break ties. The best team on the board can end up with nothing, and a 6–8 team can wear gold.
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nima | Tappa Zukie | 11–3 | 1772 | 102 |
| 2 | Kirby | Millan is a terrorist | 10–4 | 1683 | 17 |
| 3 | Miles | 1x WOAT League Champ | 10–4 | 1616 | 12 |
| 4 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 9–5 | 1676 | 30 |
| 5 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 7–7 | 1420 | 13 |
| 6 | Jack | Cheshire Academy | 6–8 | 1617 | 27 |
| 7 | Jimmy | Tommy Fleetwood Jr | 5–9 | 1544 | 40 |
| 8 | Brandon | The Funeral | 5–9 | 1478 | 9 |
| 9 | Shane | Parsons My Take | 4–10 | 1582 | 15 |
| 10 | Pige | Grimace Shake Crashout | 3–11 | 1512 | 36 |
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jimmy | Jayden is so good at football | 11–3 | 1807 | 25 |
| 2 | Pige | Grimace Shake Crashout | 10–4 | 1764 | 30 |
| 3 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 10–4 | 1655 | 33 |
| 4 | Brandon | The Comeback | 8–6 | 1610 | 14 |
| 5 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 6–8 | 1689 | 21 |
| 6 | Shane | Packtain InShaneo | 6–8 | 1669 | 36 |
| 7 | Jack | Im gonna beat porkchop vol. 2 | 6–8 | 1506 | 37 |
| 8 | Nima | Mr TradeYoLifeAway | 5–9 | 1570 | 88 |
| 9 | Miles | Gekyume's revenge | 4–10 | 1386 | 12 |
| 10 | Kirby | Millan is a terrorist | 4–10 | 1324 | 15 |
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kirby | Big Truzz | 11–3 | 1760 | 16 |
| 2 | Pige | LUV is Rage 3 | 10–4 | 1716 | 35 |
| 3 | Jack | PPPP…OOOP | 9–5 | 1652 | 20 |
| 4 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 7–7 | 1565 | 32 |
| 5 | Miles | Gekyume's revenge | 7–7 | 1511 | 17 |
| 6 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 6–8 | 1646 | 25 |
| 7 | Jimmy | Amon-ra dawgs | 6–8 | 1608 | 27 |
| 8 | Nima | Return of Mr TooComfortable | 6–8 | 1527 | 68 |
| 9 | Shane | The WOAT | 5–9 | 1497 | 23 |
| 10 | Brandon | The Comeback | 3–11 | 1374 | 16 |
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nima | Dr Drain | 12–2 | 1748 | 42 |
| 2 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 10–4 | 1711 | 36 |
| 3 | Shane | Boynton Beach Box Bruisers | 10–4 | 1580 | 32 |
| 4 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 7–7 | 1620 | 37 |
| 5 | Miles | Dino | 7–7 | 1594 | 15 |
| 6 | Jimmy | Donation | 6–8 | 1675 | 20 |
| 7 | Pige | Pink Tape | 6–8 | 1507 | 27 |
| 8 | Brandon | The Funeral | 6–8 | 1440 | 11 |
| 9 | Kirby | Big Truzz | 4–10 | 1546 | 21 |
| 10 | Jack | William Football III | 2–12 | 1457 | 28 |
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 10–4 | 1614 | 25 |
| 2 | Nima | Dr Drain | 10–4 | 1565 | 58 |
| 3 | Jimmy | I love strawpolls | 9–5 | 1707 | 18 |
| 4 | Jack | William Football III | 9–5 | 1501 | 16 |
| 5 | Shane | Boynton Beach Box Bruisers | 8–6 | 1540 | 40 |
| 6 | Miles | Dino | 6–8 | 1377 | 12 |
| 7 | Brandon | Strawpoll's Funeral | 6–8 | 1345 | 20 |
| 8 | Pige | Pink Tape | 5–9 | 1365 | 33 |
| 9 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 5–9 | 1270 | 38 |
| 10 | Kirby | Big Truzz | 2–12 | 1249 | 32 |
| Rk | Manager | Team | Record | Points | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Austin | Jewish Messiah | 9–4 | 1280 | 33 |
| 2 | Brandon | The Funeral | 8–5 | 1512 | 17 |
| 3 | Nima | Mr TooComfortable | 7–6 | 1476 | 74 |
| 4 | Miles | HowTfKirbySoTrash | 7–6 | 1443 | 8 |
| 5 | Jimmy | Kirby is so bad | 7–6 | 1309 | 34 |
| 6 | Jack | William Football III | 7–6 | 1274 | 28 |
| 7 | Millan | Chicken TikkaMoSalah | 6–7 | 1283 | 36 |
| 8 | Pige | Baby Pluto | 5–8 | 1430 | 29 |
| 9 | Shane | ¡Fenton! Is Cursed | 5–8 | 1312 | 24 |
| 10 | Kirby | Kirbys team | 4–9 | 1291 | 8 |