The Record Book
Every extreme this league has produced since 2020, week by week. The highest highs, the ugliest lows, the blowouts, and the high scores that somehow still lost. Regular season only. Where the mythology comes from.
The times someone walked in and dropped a nuke. Numbers this high win you the week roughly every time.
The weeks someone forgot they were in a league. Lineups of the dead.
The most one-sided beatdowns, and the games decided by a rounding error.
Two sides of the same coin. Left, the highest scores that still lost because they drew the one guy having his career week. Right, the lowest scores that somehow still won because the other guy showed up even less.
The hot hands and the death spirals. The longest runs of pure winning and pure losing inside a single season since 2020. Half the league turns up on both lists, but only Pige pairs a top win streak with the worst skid on the board.
Title drought since 2020: Jimmy, Austin, Jack, Pige, Kirby and Brandon have gone the whole six years without one.
A game of pure survival: every week the lowest scorer still alive gets knocked out, one by one, until a single team is left after Week 9. It has been a real $100 side-prize since 2023. We ran the math on the older seasons too, but nobody got paid for those — they count like preseason.
Every manager's single highest week and their single ugliest, since 2020. Teal is the ceiling, rust is the floor. Some of these gaps are a canyon.